Keldamas kvailą klausimą, kuris niekam nesvarbus, tik pačiam kvailiui, niekad nesurinksi 100 tūkst., parašų, nesurinksi ir 10 tūkstančių, o Panka, Šliužas surinks, nes jie kelia tokius klausimus nuo kurių priklauso Lietuvos ateitis. O Lansberginiams tai žiauriai nepatinka, nes vogt nebegalės, tai iš ko jiems gyvent? Juk daugiau nieko nemoka. Va sako milijonus kainuoja, tai kodėl tada tokia sąžininga valdžia nesurengė referendumo su prezidento pirmu turu? Arba su antru turu ir Europos Parlamento rinkimais? Juk darbas tas taps ir už tą patį būtų tuo pačiu sumokėta, vieną lapelį tik atspausdint reikėjo ir kainave būtų dvylika milijonų mažiau. Bet ne, durneliai sako reikia daryt atskirai. Tai kokia reikia būt debilui, kad iš Vilniaus į Kauną važiuot per Klaipėdą? Tai pasakykit man ar su smegenais ponai valdininkai draugauja?
(mysqli): SELECT eh.tag_name, eh.module_name, e.originator, e.event_name, eh.handler_order, eh.handler_id, eh.removable FROM cms_event_handlers eh
INNER JOIN cms_events e ON e.event_id = eh.event_id
ORDER BY eh.handler_order ASC
(mysqli): SELECT picture_id, picture_name, picture_url, picture_url_nature, thumbnail_path, picture_url_target, picture_path, comment FROM cms_module_showtime WHERE active AND show_id = '3' ORDER BY picture_number
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (123,95,94,153,154,159,168,169,182,190,193,204,226,230,251,252) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (152,65,104,89,161,61,96,110,62,117,60,69,80,86,88,92,93,101,102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,239,240,241,243,244,245,246,248,249,291,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (72,75,73,112,118,138,158,172,195,236) ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (173,165,166,84,128,85,97,98,107,99,100,109,91,76,130,134,71,135,157,163,164,167,175,176,177,178,179,180,181,184,185,187,188,189,191,192,194,196,197,198,199,200,201,202,205,206,207,208,209,210,211,213,214,215,216,217,218,219,220,221,222,223,224,225,227,228,229,231,232,233,234,235,237,242,247,250,253,254,255,256,257,258,259,260,261,262,263,264,265,266,267,268,269,270,271,272,273,274,275,276,277,278,279,280,281,282,283,284,285,286,287,288,289,290,295) ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (103,57,63,116,58,64,137,147,148,203) ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (123,94,153,154,169,182,190,204,226,230,251,252) ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (60,80,86,88,101,102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (80,86,88,101,102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (86,88,101,102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (88,101,102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (101,102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (102,108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (108,113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (113,115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (115,119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (119,120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (120,121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (121,124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (124,125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (125,126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (126,127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (127,129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (129,131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (131,132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (132,133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (133,136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (136,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (139,140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (140,141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (141,142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (142,143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (143,144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (144,145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (145,149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (149,151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (151,155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (155,156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (156,160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (160,162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (162,170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (170,174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (174,183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (183,243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (243,244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (244,245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (245,246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (246,248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (248,292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (292,293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (293,294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (294,296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT * FROM cms_content FORCE INDEX (cms_index_content_by_idhier) WHERE content_id IN (296,297,298,299,300) AND active = 1 ORDER BY hierarchy
(mysqli): SELECT mn.*, mnc.news_category_name FROM cms_module_news mn
LEFT OUTER JOIN cms_module_news_categories mnc ON mnc.news_category_id = mn.news_category_id
WHERE status = 'published' AND news_id = 146
AND ( IFNULL(start_time, '1970-01-01 03:00:01') < NOW()) LIMIT 1
(mysqli):
SELECT count(mn.news_id) as count
FROM cms_module_news mn
LEFT OUTER JOIN cms_module_news_categories mnc
ON mnc.news_category_id = mn.news_category_id
LEFT OUTER JOIN cms_users u
ON u.user_id = mn.author_id
WHERE
status = 'published'
AND
( IFNULL(start_time, '1970-01-01 03:00:01') < '2025-06-01 00:21:01') AND (( IFNULL(end_time, '1970-01-01 03:00:01') = '1970-01-01 03:00:01') OR (end_time > '2025-06-01 00:21:01')) LIMIT 1
(mysqli):
SELECT
mn.*,
mnc.news_category_name,
mnc.long_name,
u.username,
u.first_name,
u.last_name
FROM cms_module_news mn
LEFT OUTER JOIN cms_module_news_categories mnc
ON mnc.news_category_id = mn.news_category_id
LEFT OUTER JOIN cms_users u
ON u.user_id = mn.author_id
WHERE
status = 'published'
AND
( IFNULL(start_time, '1970-01-01 03:00:01') < '2025-06-01 00:21:01') AND (( IFNULL(end_time, '1970-01-01 03:00:01') = '1970-01-01 03:00:01') OR (end_time > '2025-06-01 00:21:01')) ORDER BY news_date desc LIMIT 0, 5
(mysqli): SELECT DISTINCT A.css_id,A.css_name,A.css_text,A.modified_date,A.media_type,A.media_query,B.assoc_order
FROM cms_css A
LEFT JOIN cms_css_assoc B ON A.css_id = B.assoc_css_id WHERE B.assoc_type = 'template' AND B.assoc_to_id = '29' ORDER BY B.assoc_order
